UPDATED: Shivy P, Will You Marry Me? (A Proposal Completed)

UPDATE: She said yes. I don't have to tear the site down. You can relax.

The title is pretty self-explanatory. And now, a quick FAQ!

Q: Is this for real?

A: Yes, this post is part of a real marriage proposal.

Q: Does Shivy P know? What did she say?

A: No, Mayor Shiviani is unaware of this proposal as of this posting. She will find out when she reads this like you did.

Q: Is that the ring?

A: Nope.

Q: Where is the ring?

A: Sitting in a jewelry store owned by Shivy's family. Its acquisition requires some discretion... I'll leave it at that.

Q: What else is entailed in this virtual proposal?

A: When Shivs sees this post, she should continue onto this private site and sign in with my credentials. Then she should make sure she comes home and sees me as soon as possible. Or she can go to the site after she comes home to see me. Whatever she prefers.

Q: A public proposal? Aren't you like the scoreboard guy who proposes to his girlfriend at the ballgame?

A: You'd think I'd be more embarrassed, but I only have eight readers.

Q: Why can't I go to the private site?

A: This might help.

Q: How will we find out her answer?

A: Shivs will post a comment on this post if her answer is yes. If she refuses, I will promptly tear down this site and erase it from the Internet.

Q: Isn't a proposal supposed to be about romance, not a cheap way to generate website traffic?

A: ...wait, whaaaat?

Love you, Shivs! See you soon.